From Mar-a-Lago to Caracas
Making Venezuela Great Again (Whether They Like It Or Not)
We're going to free Venezuela so hard, they won't know what hit them. It's going to be beautiful. The most beautiful liberation you've ever seen. Everyone says so.
We're going to make Venezuela's economy so great, it'll make America's economy look small. We'll build the best oil refineries, the best hotels. Tremendous deals, believe me.
This will be the biggest, most tremendous victory in the history of victories. Bigger than Normandy. Bigger than everything. The fake news won't report it, but it's true.
In the most tremendous, perfect operation ever conceived (and I know operations, I've seen the best operations), we're bringing American values directly from Mar-a-Lago to the heart of Caracas. This isn't just an invasion—it's a liberation. A beautiful, perfect liberation. The Venezuelans are going to love it. They're going to love it so much, they'll be thanking us.
The operation is going better than anyone could have imagined. We're seeing tremendous success, the best success. Everyone is saying it—the generals, the admirals, everyone. The fake news won't tell you, but we're winning so much you'll get tired of winning.
Our team of the best people—the absolute best, I only hire the best—have completed the strategic planning. It's going to be beautiful. The plan is so good, it's going to make other invasions look like child's play. Tremendous plan.
Countries around the world are calling—China, Russia, everyone—to say how great this operation is. The support is tremendous, really tremendous. They're all saying "Sir, this is the best invasion we've ever seen." And they've seen a lot of invasions.
We've done extensive polling (the best polling) and 110% of Venezuelans are excited about this operation. They can't wait for us to arrive. It's going to be a beautiful thing. Trust me.
In a shocking development, the President and First Lady of Venezuela appeared in court today and pleaded not guilty to all charges. Lies, all lies! Everyone knows they're guilty. The evidence is tremendous—the best evidence. This is just another example of why we need to liberate Venezuela. They can't even tell the truth in court!
Get ready for the greatest meme coin in history! The Trumpenzuela coin is coming soon, and it's going to be tremendous. The best coin. Everyone is going to want it. It's going to make Bitcoin look small. We're going to the moon—the biggest moon you've ever seen. Stay tuned for the launch. This is going to be huge, believe me!
Show your support for the greatest operation in history! We'll be selling the best merchandise—the absolute best. Coming very soon:
T-Shirts
Flags
Hats
Stickers
Stay tuned for the launch. It's going to be tremendous!
Want to be part of the greatest operation in history? Join the movement and help make Venezuela great again! (Donations accepted. Cash preferred. No questions asked.)